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THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....




WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.


TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

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nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? Damn!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this jackass was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


LOVE - MONEY MAY BUY YOU A FINE DOG BUT ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE IT WAG ITS TAIL


TAGS: love dog animal tail wag
Rating: 4.66/5

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LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 9:41 am
Ilove dogs too....covered in BBQ sauce :) 5L for making me smile this morning
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:37 am
well thank you my friend, a merry christmas to you too. I love your avatar, by the way.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am

merry christmas sunny. at last you get a 5L from a huge dog lover.


FUNK -




VOLKSWAGEN - Producing high-quality vehicles since 28th May 1937.




MY FIRST CAR -


TAGS: radio flyer wagon cubby
Rating: 4.38/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ah, I remember my first compound fracture.


THE GREATEST PASTIME -


TAGS: and she tells me not to wager on the daily double
Rating: 4.37/5

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Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 5:16 pm
Amsome, 5 Golden ball protectors for you sir


ZOMBIE SURVIVAL FAIL -




CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: conservatives jobs wages
Rating: 3.06/5

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rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *


GERMAN PORN -




MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'




WORK HOURS - I love my job! Great work hours, incredible benefits... but the pay sucks!




Don't judge rappers because of their limping swagger -


TAGS: swag walk
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 12:30 am
Hahaha! They're always trippin'... 5L


MY FIRST (MUSCLE) CAR -


TAGS: volkswagon bug june calendar
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:18 am
Yeah, this is true but still gotta love the old Dubs...


JAKE HAS ALWAYS MADE SURE - that his kids had the proper toys for early childhood development


TAGS: little red wagon
Rating: 4.17/5

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R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:02 pm
Hell with the kids...I want that! 5!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2010, 11:59 am
Effin A cotton effin A! 5 ATW(All terrain wagons) for you!


ENTOURAGE - All the players have to have one.


TAGS: entourage turtle fish pimpin swagger
Rating: 2.86/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:11 pm
Players only love you when your swimming. Under the sea, under the...i'm done.


WOMEN -


TAGS: life time woman joke car ferrari station wagon tim allen
Rating: 2.83/5

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LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 8:37 am
Did her, dude, did her, did her, did her, dude, did her twice....
agdaniele - May 18, 2009, 9:12 pm
And on cold mornings, you can never get them to turn over. --Rodney Dangerfield


Honey Wagon Train -


TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~


THE LEMMING BAR -


TAGS: memes calendar jonestown bandwagon
Rating: 3.76/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:14 pm

sure, I think it's safe. I do have some Grape Kool-Aid for you to wash it down with.
conundrum - November 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
so i shouldn't take this pill Motinet sent me in the mail?


BANDWAGON - I just jumped on it.




LICKER IS QUICKER -


TAGS: gary dog wag
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:49 am
Aw, Greeny, what can I bark?......*sniff….you good smellin’ Cucurbitaceae….*sniff…….and seedless too….woof


DREAMS - Only in our dreams are we truly free The rest of the time we need wages


TAGS: dreams free wages
Rating: 4.07/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:59 pm
....and toilet paper. :D


'WHEN TRAVELING CROSS COUNTRY YOUR CAR BECOMES YOUR HOME - and it's important to treat it that way


TAGS: p ssy wagon
Rating: 2.77/5

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JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC




BIG Dogs -




mopar wagon -


TAGS: smoke mopar wagon
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:13 pm
I Don't Get It ?


The Bandwagon -


TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.


Dalai Lama -


TAGS: toyota wagon
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2013, 10:27 am
Because there’s more than one Hammy in the world, and not everyone can afford a goat.
Krickit - April 19, 2013, 10:22 am
Delivers anywhere anytime??? What possible lama related emergency could you have?
Swampfox - April 19, 2013, 1:21 am
What demographic is he serving?


KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...


TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am
I bet she's enjoying it.


TEAM CANADA FANS - Well, you guys still have a better health care system... And at least the cheese KINDA looks gold... I say go for it!


TAGS: kudos to those who held up your end of the wager
Rating: 3.94/5

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spacedog - February 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
Yeah, I'm not sure either Airman. Canada plays Germany, then Russia next.
Airman - February 22, 2010, 7:16 pm
the us is in the medal round now aren't they.. not sure about Canada at this point.. hmm. should be REAL interesting if you play Sweden and the twins
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:47 pm
love your avatar, Space "pinkie" Dog ;)
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
LOL! Yes it could happen, but the US won't make the finals. BWAHAHAH
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:42 pm
God Forbid!! This site couldn't take that
Airman - February 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
not knowing the brackets real well, is there a chance they will meet again in the semi's or final game?
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 6:08 pm
when was the last time you guys won? that's right, way back in 1980. I guess after 30 years you guys are due
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
Heh, nice Pro. The Olympics is the only time the USA fan base for ice hockey swells to 13% of the population. 5Ls.
Produceman117 - February 22, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
Those are fightin words Vag....I mean Veg.


YOU WANT IT AGAIN! -




ROCK N ROLL - "DOES YOUR CAR DO THAT?"


TAGS: rock roll volkswagen beetle red
Rating: 3.4/5

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ughomer - February 22, 2013, 8:21 am
Very good first poster!


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... - please welcome, REO SPEEDWAGON!


TAGS: reo r e o speedwagon
Rating: 3.33/5

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walterfive - October 10, 2009, 3:51 pm
What are you supposed to tell the 'Wagon? Go back to playing their GOOD songs like "157 Riverside Avenue" and "Ridin' The Storm Out" instead of those gay ballads like "Keep On Lovin' You." They sucked after 1979.
temp - September 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
Who would really miss them if there was such a re-enactment?
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 9:37 am
Just make sure they don't access Motifake, and you won't have a Jonestown re-enactment.
Sean - June 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
Great work, dude. Take an unfunny pic and turn it into an hilarious poster ... that's the ticket. Now what the hell am I supposed to tell 'Wagon? I mean they happen to be crashed on my couch right now. (No place else to stay, they claim. So sad.) shh
Jmac0585 - June 26, 2009, 12:39 pm
TY, I remember hearing about a concert these guys and someone else like them were putting on and they only sold 300 tickets or something.
Haarakkon - June 25, 2009, 8:59 pm
WIN!!!
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 7:02 pm
Thanks a whole lot Jmack! Did you know that vodka BURNS, when it shoots out your nose? ;-)


RAPPER SHOT DEAD - One of the most REDUNDANT, statements ever. I think it's like a DOUBLE NEGATIVE or something.


TAGS: dougie cali swagga drive by gangsta
Rating: 3.11/5

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440wakeup - May 17, 2011, 2:52 pm
Maby god wanted to learn how to DOUGIE


THAT THING - Probably some kind of raw sewage container.


TAGS: glados morality core raw sewage
Rating: 3/5

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pzykosiz - May 19, 2011, 7:41 pm
just a tip, best not to go with video game references unless they're really well known
rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:32 pm
(hint: portal reference)


Recipe for irony -




JULIE BISHOP - "Oh so now we know who took all the money from the economy" -Claire Hooper




DIGNITY - $6.55/Hr can buy a lot of it


TAGS: dignity minimum wage
Rating: 1.92/5

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LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 8:49 am
But people already point at my car when I drive by and call it the "Wienermobile"...you mean that's not the same?


H1N1 SWINE FLU -


TAGS: h1n1 swine flu pig volkswagen
Rating: 1.67/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 3:10 pm
...the hell is that??


Pacman -




Lumpiest Moats -




SWAG -




new swag pigeons -




The art of war -




THERE ARE JOBS MUCH WORSE THAN THIS -


TAGS: sewage india swimming wading blargh
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:20 pm
"...And it was one of those times I felt like my job was to empty port-a-potties: That I was gonna be catching 'chit all-day!" - Bill Engvall
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2016, 12:23 pm
This man is a Dalit, an "untouchable". The Brahmans wouldn't do this for themselves or their fellow man if their lives depended on it! The Dalits are their economic slaves.


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